1 aawesome joke!!!

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There once was an old woman who lived alone with her parakeet.  The parakeet would never shut up saying "polly want a cracker", so she said, "If you say that one more time, I'm going to flush you down the toilet"  Once again the parakeet repeated "polly want a cracker", and sure enough she flushed him down the toilet. 
Well, one day a fine man came along and asked the old lady if she had a bathroom he could use.  "Yes, right down the hall."  Well, he pulled down his pants and was about to go, until he heard, "I see your hiny, nice and shiny, if you don't hide it, I'm going to bite it"  So he quickly pulled up his pants and left the house, never to return or even say thank you.  The next day a woman in her 40's came up and asked the same thing.  Just as she was about to use the toilet, she heard the same slogan the man had heard  She too ran out of there as fast as she could.  Later, a young school girl came to the door, and asked to use the bathroom.  The old lady told her 'certainly', so she went down the hall to the toilet.  Well, she heard the voice too.  "It must be my imagination"  So she went to the bathroom, and flushed the toilet.  A few seconds later she heard, "Floatin' down the river on a BIG BROWN LOG"

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