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chocolate, money, and men
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
One day in heaven God decided to test some of his angles. So he picked out three men, a chocoholic, a rich man and a gay man. He says to the chocoholic, I will let you go down to earth and you can stay there forever as long as you never eat another bite of chocolate in your whole life. He says to the rich man I will let you stay on earth if you never pick up any more money. And finally he says to the gay guy, you can live on earth if you never touch another man sexually. So they all get sent to earth. The chocoholic is walking down the street and he sees a chocolate store, he walks in buys a bag full of chocolate and eats it. Poof, he's in hell. The rich guy and the gay guy are walking down the street, the rich guy sees a penny on the ground so he bends down to pick it up, and poof they're both in hell.
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