15 crap pick-up-lines

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1. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against
me...Please??


2. My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you shirt in a public place.


3. Stand back, I'm a doctor You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen his clothes.


4. Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out


5. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?


6. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once


7. Hi I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you


8. If I follow you home, will you keep me?


9.Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no') ,
OK
then, can we just practice?


10. Wanna go halves in a baby?


11. Can I see your tan lines?


12. I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.


13. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves
from afar] she wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.


14. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"


15. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock

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