Christmas Train

Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son say "All of you sons of bitches who want off get the hell off now cause this is the last stop!" "All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train cause we are leaving!" The mother went in and told her son, "Don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two hours. When you come out, you may play with the train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you." "We thank you for riding with us today and hope your tripp was a pleasant one." "We hope you will ride with us again soon." "For those of you just embarking, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat." "Remember there is no smoking except in the club car." "We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today. " "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

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