A New Twist On Canada Vs. America

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Here it is The reasons why Canada would be a better lover
(All in the spirit of fun people)



1. When you get settled into the relationship, Canada will pay for your health care and social security.  America is the cheapskate you go out with that makes you pay for everything.

2. Canada will give you a long and lasting relationship.  America will drop a (sex)bomb on you but when you wake up in the morning, it will already be trying to find another to conquer.

3. Canada will always stay by your side.  America just goes around picking fights with weaker people.

4. Canada is bigger ;)

And last but not least.....aren't the first words in the anthem "Ohhhhhh Canada"

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