1 AND ONLY 1 REASON WHY GUYS ARE BETTER (reply)

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ok, buddy, first off, the wholle God made Man first thing, TOTAL BS.  It only works if you are CHRISTIAN, which the majority of the world is not.  Second off, if there truly was a creation, which I high doubt in the first place, THIS is how it would go:

In the garden of Eden, God came to speak with Eve.  He said, "Eve, I have created you and given all i can to make this your perfect environment.  How do you like everything?"  and Eve replied, "well, for the most part it's great.  But this third breat seems very impractical.  It sits awkwardly between the other two and pushes them out in strange ways." God said, "Ah, well, yes, of course.  I never thgouht of that.  You're absolutely right. It's just that everything else is half of the other animals.  Most of them have 4 legs, you have 2.  I thought that halfing their six nipples would work.  Well, I'll fix this right away."  And he got to work removing Eve's thrid breast. When finished he threw it behind a bush.  A week later, God came back and again asked Eve how she was.  She confessed, "I am much happier w/o that third breast, but i must say, I am awful lonely." And god said "Yes of course And man will be made from you.  Now, where is that useless troublesome boob?" 

Now do all of you see why women are so much BETTER

HAHAHAHAH Lick my CLIT

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