10 signs u go 2 Testbourne Community Skool England.
Inspirational
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
1.you are dragged out on2 the skool field in the pouring rain because the cafeteria staff have sent the chip pan up in flames AGAIN
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2.Your female tutor turns up 10 minutes late for home room, with her wig on sideways and her skirt tucked into her pants she says "sorry i'm late i've just been in a staff meeting with a female staff member" your reaction "not surprised"
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3. your Phys Ed staff incudes the following:
(a) a bloke with a goatee and who is known by the student body as thunder thighs
(b) a lesbian with bog-brush red hair, who wears tiny sports dresses has freeky rainbow nails and who isn't allowed to teach any girl from the 9th grade up for fear of what she might do to them
(c) an afro-haired midgit half your size, who spends half of her time dancing around like a fairy and the other half in a kit cupboard with her greasy haired bit on the side.
(d) a cristian who for some unbeknown to us reason seems to like working with this bunch of imbasiles God help her thats all i can say.
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4.your best mate is a midgit with a high pitched giggle who has a tendancy to chase chocolate and and fall asleep in lessons
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5.The principal is so boring weekly assemblies are nothing but a good chance to catch up on sleep you missed out on at the weekends
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6.Your mate has taken the piss out of ur gay french teacher so much that shes got chucked out of his lesson and now the whole class refuses to work in his lesson just to prove a point
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7.a bunch of kids are shit stirring about you, they tell a passing teacher u hav a problem with blonds and fat people the teachers reply " yea and i've got a problem with u so get lost"
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8. there's fat chance of finding any of the staff on a friday lunch time, they're all at the pub having lunch and getting themselves drunk enough 2 face an afternoon teaching YOU
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9.You go bac 2 home room at the end of lunch to find a gang on the guys running around with their trousers on fire your not even remotely surprised
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10. you hate the teachers sso much that you and your mates have compiled a book of songs, poems and storys...all about them
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