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I bet you never knew it,
but i love you more than me,
in this poem you will know,
Or get drunk and you will see.
I love you lots,
Like vodka shots,
Your love in here,
'z like mugs of beer,
f you didnt have rum,
Id give you some,
Cause even if im drunk,
Your still a hunk,
Or beautiful to me,
Cause I'm to stoned to see.
Now that i think,
so sad but true,
If you were tequila,
I'd put a worm in you.
You remind me of whisky,
Cause its what the Cowboys would drink,
And when they had enough,
They didn't have to think
You know its true,
Cause now Im blue,
And i think,
Im gunna puke on you.
maybe ill c u a movie sneak prev-u
u'll show up walk by on the arm of that guy
ill smile u'll wave we'll pretend it's okay
the charade it wont last when he's gone I wont come back..hehe took that from garret cause i like it soo much lol...
"Girls are forever, Guys are whatever, When worst comes to worst, My girls come first"
"If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend"
"Friends are like wine, They get better with age"
"If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever"
"Sex is evil, evil is a sin, sins are 4 given so lets begin"
"When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to youWhen i first talked to you I was afraid to like youWhen i first liked you i was afarid to love youNow that I love you I m afraid to lose you"
"A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried. Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried"
"Why does a rose represent love, when a rose always dies?"
" .men are like mascara,they run at the first sight of emotion " (some men)
"Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind, but only a sweet guy can open my heart"
"Never stop smiling because you never know who is falling in love with your smile"
"To love is one thing, to be loved is another but to be loved by the one you love is EVERYTHING"
"Sometimes you think your over a person but when you see them smile you suddenly realize you were just pretending you were over them to keep away the pain of knowing they'll never be yours"
"No guy is worth your tears and the one that is wont make you cry"
"It only takes a minute to get a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to get over someone."
"I Wish I Was A Kid Again... Skinned Knees Are Easier To Fix Then Broken Hearts"
1) Im threw with guys they all tell lies they break ur(L) make you cry (L)'n guys is such a sin hey look that guy who just walked in.
2)(A)I'm a angel yes it's true but you never know what this lil angel can do(6);-)
"Guyz are like layschips.....betcha cant have just one"
"GuYz ArE pLaYeRz AnD tHaTs A fAcT, dOnT faLL iN lOvE, pLaY 'eM bAcK"
"If MeAn PpL sUcK.....Do nIcE ppL BlOw??"
"SeX iS gOoD, sEx Is FiNe,DoGgY sTyLe Or 69 ,JuSt FoR fUn oR GeTtInG pAiD, eVeRyOnE lUvS gEtTiNg LaId"
"East To The Sea West To The Land Hell To The Btch That Touches My Man "
"Lifes A Btch, And Then You Die, Screw It Lets All Get High"
"If You Need A Nickle, I'll Lend You A Dime, But If You Need A Man Btch... DONT FCK WIT MINE "
"I Have PMS And A Gun.... Any Questions???"
"The greatest pain in love is loving someone you cant have"
"God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made some guys way to sexy"
"Sweet As Candy, Hotter than fire,I'm Describing ME,the one gurl that you Desire "
"Wanna Play Army,Ok U Lay Down And Ill Blow The Hell Outta Yah"
"I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me???"
"Children In The Dark Causes Accidents, Accidents In The Dark Causes Children ;-)"
" Nooooo I Wasn't Kissing Him I Was Just Telling His Lips A Secret ;-)"
" When I First Talked To u, I Was Afraid To Hold u, When I Held u, I Was Afraid To Love u, Now That I Love u I Am Afraid To Lose u"
"Dont Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful Hate Me Cause Your Boy Friend Thinks So ;-) "
"girlz r like phones they like to be held n talked to, but if u push a wrong button you'll be disconnected"
"GuYz ArE lIkE rOsEs, WaTcH oUt FoR tHe PrIcKs"
" God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece"
"Can you give me your photo, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"Its hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does"
"Why is it when a a guy is a playa he's known as a pro, but when a girl takez her turn she's known as a hoe????"
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