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Fun in a Big Ten Sweater
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
A college girl walks into the student health office and says to the doctor, "I have a rash on my chest and I need something to get rid of it." She lifts up her shirt and there's this big red "M" on her chest. The doctor says, "how did you get that?" She says, "My boyfriend goes to Michigan and he likes to make love with his sweater on." He says, "OK, whatever," and gives her a prescription.
The next day, another girl comes in with the same thing. She has a big red "M" on her chest. The doctor says, "Don't tell me, your boyfriend goes to Michigan and he likes to make love with his sweater on." She says, "No, he goes to Minnesota." He says, "Ok, whatever," and gives her a prescription.
The third day, another girl comes in... same thing. She has a big red "M" on her chest. The doctor says, "Let me guess, your boyfriend either goes to Michigan or Minnesota and he likes to make love with his sweater on."
She says, "No, my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin."
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