1 and FUNNY blonde jokes!

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." She hands it to the second blonde. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me"


there was this blonde and this brunette sitting on a roof.. the blonde jumped off.. and the brunette asked her why.. and the blonde said "becuase i was testing out my new maxi pads with wings"



there was  a blonde , a  brunette and a red head on an island and there are these ppl trying to kill them.. they pointed the gun at the brunette and said.. do you have any last words? and she said yea.. TORNADO.. so they looked and she ran. then they pointed the gun at the red head and said.. do you have any last words? and she said yea... TWISTER.. so they looked and she ran. then they pointed the gun at the blonde and they said.. do you have any last words? and she said yea.. FIRE.. so they shot her.



A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."



There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught"

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