a christmas poem to share with your family...hehe read it!
Get Rich Quick
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Money's Short
Times are Hard
Here's your Fu.cking
Christmas Card
Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
everyone felt sh.itty
even the mouse
mom at the who.rehouse
and dad smoking grass
I'd just settled down
for a nice piece of a.ss
when out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
to see what's the matter
then out on the lawn
I saw a big d.ick
I knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
I knew in a moment
the old fu.cker fell
he filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber d.ick
for my brother the qu.eer
he rose up the chimney
with a thuderous fart
the son of a bi.tch
blew the chimney apart
he swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
piss on you all
and have a good night
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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