25 reasons canada is better than the USA reply plz read me read

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1. We're bigger

    well then. don dat make u special. Most of the land is inhospitable.

2. We don't have major racism problems, but are still the most multicultural nation on earth

Reality check How was america formed? ppl came here to be free not cuz france and england are running out of room


3. We're known worldwide to be peacekeepers, not warmakers

no yall r known worldwide as sissys    yall cant fight for anything and when asked to ally yall run away


4. We don't all live squished together in teeny little houses in cities where you can't even see the sky because of all the smog

that may be true ive never been to canada so ive no clue of the housing arrangements but i know in america its only like that in the projects of NYC

5. We know some things about the U.S., whereas they know nothing about us (ever seen the show "talking to Americans?")

well that maybe half true.  yall may know sum things about our country but most ppl out of elementary definantly know sumthing about canada. and plus  america is more popular and ppl knmokw more about us.

6. Even our big cities are clean

i cannot argue that    americas big cities are dirty and have pollution    but i dont know about canada


7. Here you can walk down the street and say hi to perfect strangers without getting arrested and thrown into an asylum

i cannot argue that either    ppl think ur hittin on em when u say hi    its freaky

8. We don't expect people to like us or respect us, but they do.  The U.S. seems to have gotten that backwards

well ur half right      we dont expect ppl to like us or respect us and they dont    unless ur the president or sum equivalent figure of limitless power


9. The beaver is a truly proud and noble animal

with large teeth and an extremely flat tail.  Bald eagles are noble and proud too. Beavers fall into the class with termites, eating wood all day and causing destruction.  Eagles help keep away the procreating rodents    which a beaver is  mind you


10. Canadian beer doesn't taste like polluted water

Canadian beer is good.  Guiness is best.  although im not old enuf to officially drink    i agree that northern states beer is disgusting yeasty water    but go to the south and umm umm good


11. Our nuclear power is safer and cheaper than yours

only if you were homer simpson would you know that

12. We actually have natural resources

yes    we're so upset we dont have any glaciers.  Ya'll are a bigger country    of course ya'll'll have more natural resources

13. Trees are something that can be found everywhere, not just in certain protected areas

you can find trees everywhere here    i have millions of trees on my lot    actually its 11    4 ash 1 hickory and 6 pecan  but yall get my drift


14. Our accents don't sound vulgar

well thats all in a matter of opinion    i can t understand yalls accent  and sumtimes with the things im readin here im glad i cant

15. Our system of government doesn't even remotely resemble Naziism
good 4 u  btw  neither does ours  whered ya get that  eh?

16. Six feet of snow doesn't slow us down any.  Two inches of snow and New York is closed for a week.

well i dont know about that  ive never been to new york in the winter but i know in houston if theres 2 inches of smow  ppl wont be newhere cept their houses cuz ppl down here dont know how to drive the snow plows


17. Everyone in Canada has at least some rudimentary knowledge of what a farm is

good 4 u    so do we    the usa actually has more farms


18. There's been a woman Prime Minister
  well thats gr8    we dont have prime ministers    our country aint that religious.



19. Tim Hortons.  No matter where you go in Canada, you can always get good food at the local Tim Horton's.  In the U.S. the best you can do is the International House of Pancakes, or McDonalds.

im sry but i dunno what that is    and don u be goin and dissin ihop now    ihop is good breakfast all day long 24/7  actually i prefer burger king but dont tell ronald        we have our rfine diners too    like benihanas    they cook right there in front on the table 4 ya.



20. Our flag is original.  No other country in the world has a leaf on their flag.  How many countries do you see with stars and/or stripes on their flags?  It's boring and old.

a fragile symbol for a fragile country    and mexico has a leaf on their flag to  i know a lot of conutries with red and white    but none other with red white and blue  other thatn like england and norway and austalia and ...


21. There are more hot Canadians per hundred than there are hot Americans per thousand.  Every year when American guys come to my town in the summer they comment on the high number of hot girls here.  When I went to Florida last March I saw maybe 2 hot guys the whole trip.

well again thats all a matter of opinointhat mioght be true but america has many more thousands than yall have hundreds

22. Wildlife in Canada does not consist solely of the rats that raid the garbage at night

well good 4 yall    neither does ours.  i see lots of deer and horses and cows and even llamas    a lot more than i see rats      rats hide so you dont see them    and coons and weasels get into our garbage  not rats


23. We don't have to buy our drinking water from other countries

WOOO Canada has their own drinking water.  thats cuz yall have more glaciers than us down here in the Good ole USA      personally i dont like glaciers too much.  theyre too cold

24. Acceptance.  Canada was the first country in the world to allow homosexual couples to marry, the second to give female equality, and the first to have more than one national language

well then if you want gays livin in ur country    thats gr8 4 you.  thats ur decision    thats why you run away frm fights    cuz you have all these pacifist gays runnin around


25. I live here

well then    the USA is best cuz me and my friends and family live here so that makes the us a hundred times betta than the US




canadians base their stereotypical american on the ppl right close to the border up north there.  They should come down here to south Texas. Although they may not understand us  we let ppl in and are much friendlier in general to the people up north.

EMAIL ME.  i need friends outside my head said my psychiatrist

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