50 thing i've learned in 16 years
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2.) Body piercing, tattoos, and tooth extractions are best left to the professionals
3.) Superglue is forever
4.) Learn what poison ivy etc. looks like before going camping
5.) drunk/stoned + water is bad
6.) drunk/stoned + ice is worse
7.) Pouring vodka or any other hard liquor on a wound will not prevent it from getting infected
8.) In the ongoing battle between metal objects wheels going 40+ miles and brick walls/trees going zero miles per hour the trees/ brick walls have yet to lose
9.) Just because it looks easy doesn’t mean you won’t damn near kill yourself trying
10.) Somewhere between 3 and 6 shots of liquor you going to loose your common sense
11.) No one no matter how agreeable takes kindly to being woken up at 3:00 am
12.) Your house is not within walking distance if you’ve drank a pint of vodka and/or smoked 30 sack no matter how close it is to you current location.
13.) Keep in mind you are going to feel that in the morning
14.) hallucinogen + school/work = BAD IDEA
15.) Whatever you physical and mental condition you are not invincible
16.) Those “fake” wrestling moves hurt like a motherfcker
17.) Be prepared for the weather of the climate you are in
18.) Always have jumper cables
19.) Have a healthy respect of 8ft+ drops
20.) Just because you can does not mean you should
21.) There such a thing as too many knick-knacks, souvenirs, nostalgia pieces, dust collectors etc.
22.) The only thing truly constant in life is change and the stupidity of the human race
23.) There is probably a really good reason why that drop dead gorgeous male/female is single
24.) Just because he or she has a degree does not mean they have any common sense
25.) You probably don’t what to know what that odor is
26.) All school facilities are breeding grounds for germs
27.) Understand and accept that as long as they are alive your family will embarrass you
28.) If you have a house party chances are something irreplaceable/expensive will be broken/stolen.
29.) Most things that were fascinating when you are 10 will be rather dull by the time your 14
30.) If you have one really good friend your doing better than a lot of people
31.) If you think someone’s lying they most likely are
32.) Appreciate the good times well they’re here
33.) Never underestimate a person who has nothing to loose
34.) Anything can be put to music
35.) Anyone who tells you upon entering high school that “these are the best years of your life” either is a regular bullsht artist or grew up in an alternate reality.
36.) There are few things in life worth obsessing over
37.) If it was really worth saying it doesn’t matter who it pissed of or offended
39.) No one is perfect, but almost everyone you meet has something about them that is absolutely marvelous.
40.) Before you ask a question, ask yourself do you really want too know
41.) If you have the opportunity to sit on your butt all day, take it.
42.) Coincidences are a rarity.
43.) Moving to the city will not free you of close-minded ignorant assholes
44.) Love is a beautiful thing but it can hurt like you wouldn’t believe
45.) Money talks, but only to say goodbye
46.) Travel whenever you get the chance
47.) Curiosity is a good thing it keeps the mind fresh.
48.) Good music can make you feel again after you've went numb
to the world.
49.) Live each day so that if you died tomorrow you could say “I’m satisfied with what I did with the time I had in this world.
Of all the things I’ve learned in life so far this is the most important: In a split second everything you ever knew and ever believed in can be shattered, your whole universe can turn upside-down and your reality can change forever but that possibility is the very thing that makes life worth living.
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