How to cook a turkey on Thanksgiving

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Step 1:  Go buy a turkey

Step 2:  Take a drink of whiskey

Step 3:  Put turkey in the oven

Step 4:  Take another two drinks of whiskey

Step 5:  Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6:  Take three more whiskeys of drink

Step 7:  Turn oven the on

Step 8:  Take four whisks of drinkey

Step 9:  Turk the bastey

Step 10:  Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11:  Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12:  Glass yourself another pour of whiskey

Step 13:  Bake the whiskey for four hours

Step 14:  Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15:  Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16:  Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17:  Turk the carvey

Step 18:  Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19:  Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20:  Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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