Beethoven's Ninth

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Last summer the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's Ninth.  Well, they found a garage to practice in, and a neighbor let them borrow some fans to keep cool.  Of course, this made their music blow around, so they had to tie it to their stands.  Now, their practice wasn't going so well, and the fans blowing made it hard to hear so the bass section decided this was the perfect opportunity to get completely wasted, and all three of them passed out.  The concertmaster finally got so fed-up that he got up to go home, but he slipped and fell over the spilled beer in the bass section.

Thus . . .

It was the bottom of the Ninth.  The basses were loaded, the score was tied, and the fans were roaring madly as the player slid home.

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