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A lot of MOMMA (Dumb) JoKES!!!!!!
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Your MOMMA IS SOOOOO DUMB.....
Your momma is so dumb she tripped over the cordless phone.
Your momma is so dumb she took an IQ test and failed.
Your momma is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 'Forty Minutes'.
Your momma is so dumb it takes her half an hour to cook minute rice.
Your momma is so dumb I seen her putting make-up on her head so I says "What you doin?", she says "Makin up my mind."
Your momma is so dumb she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at MacDonalds.
Your momma is so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl.
Your momma is so dumb she rings Dan Quayle for spelling tips.
Your momma is so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
Your momma is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
Your momma is so dumb she heard it was chilly outside so she got a bowl.
Your momma is so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light.
Your momma is so dumb she thought a quarter-back is a type of refund.
Your momma is so dumb she asked me what the phone number for 911 was.
Your momma is so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Your momma is so dumb she stole free bread.
Your momma is so dumb she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.
Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Your momma is so dumb she jumped out the window and went up.
Your momma is so dumb that when she went to pick you up from the airport she came across a sign saying 'Airport left' so she went home.
Your momma is so dumb she spent 4 weeks waiting at the cinema to see 'Closed for Winter'.
Your momma is so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican telephone company.
Your momma is so dumb she thought a protractor was a new type of farming machinery.
Your momma is so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) she went and got 16 of her friends.
Your momma is so dumb she told everyone she was illegitimate because she couldn't read.
Your momma is so dumb she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
Your momma is so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.
Your momma is so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Your momma is so dumb when you stand next to her you can hear the ocean.
Your momma is so dumb she went to catch the 44 bus but caught the 22 twice instead.
Your momma is so dumb she watches the 'Three Stooges' and takes notes.
Your momma is so dumb she thought menopause was a button on her tape deck.
Your momma is so dumb when she was filling in a form, where it said "sign here" she put "Sagittarius".
Your momma is so dumb she thought a beaver dam was a type of tampon.
Your momma is so dumb she bought a glass door with a peep-hole.
Your momma is so dumb she chases bones and buries cars.
Your momma is so dumb that if brains were taxed, she'd get a rebate.
Your momma is so dumb she failed her blood test
Your momma is so dumb she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Your momma is so dumb she spent twenty minutes lookin' at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'.
Your momma is so dumb if you give her a penny for her intelligence, you'll get change back.
Your momma is so dumb when she heard 90% of all crimes occurs around homes, she moved.
Your momma is so dumb she saw Jesus walk on water and said,'it's gotta be the shoes
Your momma is so dumb she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button for "9-1-1."
Your momma is so dumb she got fired from M & M factory for throwing out all W's.
Your momma is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Your momma is so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Your momma is so dumb when she was filling out a job application, when she saw "sign here," she put Scorpio
Your momma is so dumb when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Your momma is so dumb when she was learning how to swim, she said to the instructor: "Will I really sink if you take the finger out?"
Your momma is so dumb she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Your momma is so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Your momma is so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Your momma is so dumb you have to dig for her IQ!
Your momma is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Your momma is so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Your momma is so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!
Your momma is so dumb she sold her car for gas money!
Your momma is so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Your momma is so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Your momma is so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.
Your momma is so dumb she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Your momma is so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Your momma is so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Your momma is so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Your momma is so dumb she stole free bread.
Your momma is so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Your momma is so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Your momma is so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Your momma is so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Your momma is so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Your momma is so dumb when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Your momma is so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Your momma is so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Your momma is so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Your momma is so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Your momma is so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Your momma is so dumb she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Your momma is so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Your momma is so dumb she jumped out the window and went up.
Your momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Your momma is so dumb she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Your momma is so dumb that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Your momma is so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Your momma is so dumb she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Your momma is so dumb when she saw the Wet Floor sign, she took a leak.
Your momma is so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
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