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A lot of Your momma is soooo poor jokes !!!!!
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Your MOMMA IS SOOOO POOR......
Your momma is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Your momma is so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Your momma is so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Your momma is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
Your momma is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Your momma is so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Your momma is so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your momma is so poor she went to McDonald's and had to put her french fries on lay-a-way.
Your momma is so poor when she heard about "Last Supper," she thought she ran out of food stamps
Your momma is so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Your momma is so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Your momma is so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Your momma is so poor she drives a peanut.
Your momma is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Your momma is so poor I seen her kicking a can down the street so I says "What you doin?", she says "Movin."
Your momma is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
Your momma is so poor she can't even afford the 'or.
Your momma is so poor your family eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your momma is so poor she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper.
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