7 reasons you should stop dissin america
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2.Our army. Just cause you are all peace loving freaks up there, doesnt mean were evil Nazi conquerers.
3.Gays. We hate gays. Well, most of us anyway. You let gays get married in every province. Someone in your government must be gay. Oh, wait, you dont have a government. You have a queen. It makes you wonder.
4.Population. We have more civilians than you ever will. England and France must have run out of outcasts to chase to Canada.
5.Women. Have any of you ever been to florida in the summer? Whoooee. It's hot out there. And it aint the sun.
6.Weather. In Canada, its always cold. Down here, we get up to 125 and down to -30.
7. Freedom. Theres a little song that describes that:
Im proud to be an American,
Well, at least i know im FREE,
and i wont forget the men who died,
to give that right to me,
and i proudly stand up next to you,
and defend her still today,
cause there aint no doubt i love this land,
God bless the U.S.A
An American through and through,
Sean
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