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1)police are on the lookout for the sexiest person in the world you safe but where the hell shall i hide




2)what starts with f and end in uck a fire truck



3)12/8 people dont understand fractions



4)4/5 voices in my head tell me to go back to bed



5)girls go to college to get more nollege boys go to jupider to get more stupider- but boys arnt afraid of spiders



6)you no your insane when you try to kill your imaginary friend



7)Dont interupt me when I'm talking to myself



8)i havnt commited a single crime yet god but now im gettin up and i will need your help


9)2 blondes walked into a forrest and saw a track and the first blonde insepcted it and ses it was a rabbit track and the second felt it and sed its definitly a fox track they was still guessing when the train hit them


these next jokes do not want to be read by girls

10)why cant women go snowboarding      because theres no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen



11)why did the women cross the road      thats beyond the point what she doing out the kitchen


12)y do women have smaller feet then men    so the can get closser to the kitchen sink

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