Computer Error Messages
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- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
- COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
- Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
- 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
- Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
- Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
- C:WINDOWS95 C:WINDOWS95GO C:PCCRAWL
- C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
- Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
- The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
- BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
- The name is Baud......, James Baud.
- BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
- Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
- C:> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
- Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
- Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
- Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
- Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
- E Pluribus Modem
- ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
- A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
- An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
- CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
- Does fuzzy logic tickle?
- A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
- 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
- Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
- Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
- SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
- Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
- Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
- RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
- Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
- All computers wait at the same speed.
- DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
- Press -- to continue ...
- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
- E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
- Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
- "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
- DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
- Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
- Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
- Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.
- REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
- Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~"
- Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
- Read my chips: No new upgrades!
- Hit any user to continue.
- 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
- I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
- Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
- Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
- Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
- Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
- (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
- (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
- If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
- Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
- Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
- "Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand."
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