7 reasons you should stop dissin america-reply from an american

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1.The beaver. It is NOT cute. Prarie dogs are cute. Squirrels are cute. But a beaver? Hmmmmm....

-HEY DUMASSS WE HAVE LOADS OF BEAVERS HERE TOO


2.Our army. Just cause you are all peace loving freaks up there, doesnt mean were evil Nazi conquerers.

-I AGREE WE ARENT NAZI CONQUERERS SO OTHER PEOLE SHOULD STOP ASSOCIATING THAT WITH US



3.Gays. We hate gays. Well, most of us anyway. You let gays get married in every province. Someone in your government must be gay. Oh, wait, you dont have a government. You have a queen. It makes you wonder.

-NO WE LOVE GAYS YOU ARE JUST A HOMOPHOBE, JUDGING BY YOUR FORWARD I ASSUME YOUR FROM TEH SOUTH OR SOME FARIMING COMMUNITY SO YOUR VERY CONSERVATIVE, OVER HERE ON THE EAST COAST WE ARE MORE LIBERAL, OR OPEN MINDED.


4.Population. We have more civilians than you ever will. England and France must have run out of outcasts to chase to Canada.

-THIS MIGHT BE TRUE I GUESS BUT ENGLAND THREW ALL THEIR CONVICTS TO AUSTRALIA NOT CANADA, AND FRANCE JUST SETTLED THERE AS A SECOND COLONY


5.Women. Have any of you ever been to florida in the summer? Whoooee. It's hot out there. And it aint the sun.

-THATS CHARMING HORNBALL, BUT I AGREE IN FLORIDA THERE ARE SOME NICE LOOKING MEN TOO :-D


6.Weather. In Canada, its always cold. Down here, we get up to 125 and down to -30.

-ACTUALLY IT CAN GET HOT UP THERE TOO





I APOLOGIZE TO THE CANADIANS, THIS LOSER DOES NOT REPRESENT OUR OPINION OF YOU MOST OF US LIKE YOU COUNTRY BECAUSE ITS BEAUTIFUL AND FREE LIKE OURS.

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