1 A REALLY GROSS FUNNY JOKE-READ THIS WOMENS NIGHT OUT JOKE PLUS PEE
Rating: PG-13
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decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly
drunk and walking home, they needed to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they
do their business behind a headstone or something.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take
off her panties and use them, then throw them away.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear
set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to
salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the
graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that.
They then made off for home.
The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife
came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing," said the other, "Mine came back with a card
stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said 'From all of
us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you'."
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