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hi all
this aint one of them things were u click on it and there nothing there (cause they suck) so i might aswell start

Yo moma so fat that when she sat round the t.v she actually sat around the t.v

Yo moma so stupid she got locked in a spuermarket and starved to death

Yo moma so hairy that when u was born u nearly died of rug burn

Yo moma so fat that when she was cleaning the cages at the zoo the people came along and sed haha look at the big fat rhino

Yo so ugly that when u was a little baby ur moma dropped u and got fined for littering

Yo so ugly that u make frankenstein look pretty

Yo momma so fat that when she walks she has to wear pillows as shoes cause when she steps she makes earthquakes

Yo momma so hariy that when she was cleaning the cages at the zoo people came over and sed look at the big fat gorilla

Yo momma so dumb she sold her video player to buy videos

Yo momma so dumb she sold her car to buy gas

Yo momma so dumb that when she was in the supermarket she was staring at a carton of orange juice, and the shop assistant came over to her and sed 'mam why u staring at that orange juice' and ur momma sed 'cause it ses concentrate'

Yo momma so dumb that when she went to the doctors the other day she sed ' doc when i press my elbow, knee and wristmy finger hurts, wat is wrong?' and the doctor sed 'mam you've broken your finger'

thank you that is all

hazza

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