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10 absolutely important rules for parents - by a teenaged girl
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
you are my mother but that doesn't mean you can:
1. be there every minute, every second - I need space
2. definitely not read my diary - I don't like him any more
3. make me come home early - Its only 8pm
4. make me be tidy the house - its your job
5. tidy my room and throw stuff in the bin
6. drive me to school and drop me off at the gate
7. come with me shopping - you will tell me not to buy something
8. make me see sense - its my decision after all
9. tell me what to wear - maybe I like this miniskirt
10. never kiss dad when I'm around - mental scarring
you are my dad, please remember:
1. I am not daddys little girl anymore - I go out with my own friends and I never kiss or hug you in public.
2. never show me up in front of my boyfriend - he doesn't like 100 questions
3. I am good so stop grounding me for no reason
4. I need privacy so knock before entering my room
5. you are my dad not my brother
6. I am grateful for my allowance - it buys me lots of shoes
7. maybe I like to dress older - but don't be overprotective when older guys ask you who that young woman is with you
8. stop acting like a circus clown in public - it worked when I was like 5
9. never show an interest in what I do - I hate to have a dad cheering at my hockey games
10. you can't stop me from doing anything - but can only tempt me into doing it more
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