best quotes......they really cute!!

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1.  A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum a kiss ain't
a kiss without some tongue so open up wide and close
your eyes and give your tongues some exercise hehe

2.  I'm a princess I live in the clouds if you wanna
kick it wit me you best bow down.  So get on yo knees
and call me your highness cuz baby you betta beleive
that I'm (towns name) finest.

3  Lifes a  and so am I.

4.  It ain't easy bein me but it sure the heck is funny
watchin people try;)

5  Ashes to Ashes Dust to Dust if it weren't for women your
stick would rust.

6  God made river God made lakes god made you but we all
make mistakes.

7. God made coke god made pepsi God made you so dang sexy;)

8.  If all the guyz lived ova the sea then dang what a good swimmer
I would be.

9.  God made mud God made dirt God made Guyz so gurlz can flirt

10.  God may luv you but everyone else thinks your a

11.Don't  hate me  cuz I'm beautiful hate me cuz your man thinks I  am:P

12.  Last night I was lookin up at the stars thinkin of you and then I realized......umm WHERE THE heck IS MY CEILING.

13.  Tell your pants that it's not nice to point.

14.  Roses are red violets  are blue God made me normal but umm what happened to you??

15.  Mirror mirror on the wall your the ugliest of them all.

16.  Remember my name cuz you'll be screamin it later.

17.  I sure the heck ain't no Fred Flinstone but I can make a BED ROCK.

18.  I would tell you to go to heck but all dogs go to heaven.

19.  If your sweet you can call me hunny, If your nice you can call me sweety but if you hot then you can call me tonight

20.  I wanted to kill the sexiest  person alive and then I realized OH yeah suicides a crime,

21.  I'm threw with guyz they all tell lies they break ur heart and make you cry,  luvin guyz is such a sin.......DANG CHECK OUT THAT GUY THAT JUST WALKED IN

22.  Did your momma or dadda beat you with an ugly stick??

23.  Guyz are playaz and that's a fact don't fall in luv just play them back

24.  My cow died,  i don't need your Bull

25.  GUyz are like roses,  you have to watch out for the pricks

26.  My imaginary friend thinks you have some SERIOUS problems

27.  Smile.....It scares people

28.  I smile cuz I have NO idea what's going on.

29.  Hey Let's play army.. OK you lay down and I'll blow the
out of you.

30.  I'm young dumb and FULL OF TONGUE

31.  YOur jealousy is my energy,  do you ever wonder why I'm so dang hyper

32.  (name)You know you can always count on me to lis__look its a bird.

33.  Its only funny till sum1 gets hurt and then its HILLARIOUS

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