1 1 1 1 not the old ones... not the idiotic ones... a collection
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
yo momma so old when she saw jurrasic park it brought back memories
yo momma so ugly the last time I saw a face like hers i threw it a banana
yo momma so ugly i would tell her to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
yo momma so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo momma so fat they had to install a speed bump at the 'all you can eat buffet'
yo momma so ugly she takes off her mask for halloween
yo momma so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody
yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class
yo momma so old her birth certificate is in roman numerals
yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay"
yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views
yo momma so fat they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping
yo momma so fat when she wears a 'malcom x t-shirt' helicopters try to land on her back
yo momma so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a shopping list
yo momma so old i told her to act her own age, then she died
yo momma so ugly her husband takes her to work so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye
yo momma so poor, burgalers broke in to her house and left money
yo momma so dumb she got fired from the MandM factory for throwing away all the W's
yo momma so smelly yo daddy works overtime
yo momma so fat she bent over and got arrested for possesion of crack
u--g--l--y you aint got no aliby you ugly ya ya you ugly
y-o-m-o-m-m-a how you think you got that way yo momma ya ya yo momma
yeaaah i tried my best not to get old ones or stupid ones so hope u enjoyed them IM me on AIM at doCTa dYLan or email me tell me what you think
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