E' (funny and scary)

Inspirational

Rating: G
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

Once there was an old lady,

    she was moving out of her old cottage to another place.
Then came along a wealthy looking man. "Are you interested in byeing my cottage?" the old women asked politly, "Well how much are you asking for it?" Asked the wealthy looking man, "Somewhere in between 400 - 500" the old lady implied. "I'LL TAKE IT" the wealthy lookin man yelled. The old women was suprised by the way he reacted, she was only joking, i dont think he heard about the murder there

The old women started to say something, but the man said "No butts , i have baught it now, you cant say "NO", IT'S MINE he yelled. " fine then" the lady said, "do what you will, i can't stop you

A couple of days later when he was setteled in (the wealthy looking man) he examined the rooms, when suddenly he heard a strange noise "mmm... thats wierd" he said. He went into his room, and he heard the same noise accept this time it was clearer to him, it kinda sounded like "IF THE LOG FALLS OVER WE'LL ALL BE DEAD he was frieked. Anyway he went into the kitchen and heard the same noise" IF THE LOG FALLS OVER WE'LL ALL BE DEAD" He then tracked down from where the sound was comming from "THE BATHROOM" He yelled. He went into the bathroom in histerics, to his surprise he looked in the toilet and sore these bugs on a log of poo singing " IF THE LOG FALLS OVER WE'LL ALL BE DEAD"

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