1 Preacher and a taxi driver
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
"Ah yes, you're here" Said St. Peter after looking him up "and it says you get to have these" he reaches into a closet behind him and pulls out a brown wool coat and a wooden walking stick.
"Thank you" Says the preacher, but disides to watch the taxi driver before going in to heaven.
The same process happens with the taxi driver, but when Peter reached into the closet behind him, he pulls out a silk robe and a golden walking stick for the taxi driver to wear. When the preacher saw this, he was upset.
"Now wait a minute" He exclaimed, "I am a preacher, my whole life I have been preaching the word of God, and I get a wool coat and wood walking stick, this man has done nothing but drive taxies, and he gets a silk robe and a gold walking stick, that's not right"
St. Peter looked at the preacher and explained. "Well you see" he said, "you were a preacher, and while you were preaching, people were sleeping, but this man was a taxi driver, and while he was driving, people were praying to God
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