AC KM LA 2004!!
Religious
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
but he couldn8217;t breathe and passed out Ashleigh started crying and ran out of the car with Jay stuck to her arse Ashleigh ran all the way home n when she got home she said to her mum, 8220;mum im FATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SO HER MUM SAID OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I ALREADY NO U FAT HORROR8221; RRRRRRRR MUM DON8217;T SAY THAT THAT8217;S NASTY Im telling me dog So Ashleigh ran outside to her bedroom that was inside the dogs kennel n started telling the dog all about wat had happened At the same time jay was starting to wake up n Ashleigh farted n blew jay off her arse jay flew to the other side of the garden n through the kitchen window and fell in the sinkso then she married him and had 9 big fat baby gorillaz then jay left because he fell in love with HAYLEY EATON because of her fringe. Hayley e got her hole hair shaved and got ran over by a train and died yes But she never died she came back to life and had a special power that meant she could never die or get divorced from jay So then one day Ashleigh met 50 cent but he grew a fringe like dog head the he moved to Pakistani to meet a paki so Ashleigh tried to kill her self so jay stopped her so he could shag dog head 12 times in front of her. The next day Ashleigh found out she had magical powers and got rid of dog head A couple of years later Ashleigh and jay got back together and Ashleigh wasn8217;t a fat gorilla n e more Instead she was a gorgeous model with brioght red hair and freckles She had to get braces and glasses and she grew a big nose and every time she slept wit jay it got bigger n bigger She went deaf in both ears n had to wear hearingaids that were the size of jays dick (maggot) then he grew a bigger one and shagged antony whiley so become gay Ashleigh found out and shagged terry antonys dad and Ashleigh became preggo> Ashleigh turned pretty again and jay got back with her again and then she woke up in ozzi with jay beside her because she was preggo to him she was 22 by this time and already had 1 brat but they got thru it an lived happily ever after
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