1 A great essay written by an AMERICAN!!
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7TH, 2003 IN THE PITTSBURGH POST- GAZETTE.
This is actually worth reading... Pittsburgh Post-Gazette - Canada article.
You live next door to a clean-cut, quiet guy. He never plays loud music or throws raucous parties. He doesn't gossip over the fence, just smiles politely and offers you some tomatoes. His lawn is cared-for, his house is neat as a pin and you get the feeling he doesn't always lock his front door. He wears Dockers. You hardly know he's there. And then one day you discover that he has pot in his basement, spends his weekends at peace marches and that guy you've seen mowing the yard is his
spouse. Allow me to introduce Canada.
The Canadians are so quiet that you may have forgotten they're up
there,but they've been busy doing some surprising things. It's like discovering that the mice you are dimly aware of in your attic have been building an espresso machine. Did you realize, for example, that our reliable little tag-along brother never joined the Coalition of the Willing? Canada wasn't willing, as it turns out, to join the fun in Iraq. I can only assume American diner menus weren't angrily changed to include "freedom bacon," because nobody here eats the stuff anyway.
And then there's the wild drug situation: Canadian doctors are
authorized to dispense medical marijuana. Parliament is considering legislation that would not exactly legalize marijuana
possession, as you may have heard, but would reduce the penalty for possession of under 15 grams to a fine, like a speeding
ticket. This is to allow law enforcement to concentrate resources
on traffickers; if your garden is full of wasps,it's smarter to go for the nest rather than trying to swat every individual bug. Or,in the United States, bong. Now, here's the part that I, as an American, can't understand. These poor benighted pinkos are doing everything wrong.
They have a drug problem:Marijuana offenses have doubled since 1991. And Canada has strict gun control laws, which means that the criminals must all be heavily armed,the law-abiding civilians helpless and the government on the verge of a massive cofiscation campaign. (The laws have been in place since the '70s, but I'm sure the government will get around to the confiscation eventually.) They don't even have a death penalty And yet nationally, overall crime in Canada has been declining since 1991. Violent crimes fell 13 percent in 2002. Of course, there are still crimes committed with guns brought in from the United States, which has become the major illegal weapons supplier for all of North America -- but my theory is that the surge in pot-smoking has rendered most criminals too relaxed to commit violent crimes.
They're probably more focused on shoplifting boxes of Twinkies from convenince stores. And then there's the most reckless move of all: Just last month,Canada decided to allow and recognize same-sex marriages. Merciful moose, what can they be thinking? Will there be married Mounties (they always get their man)? Dudley Do-Right was sweet on Nell, not Mel We must be the only ones who really care about families. Not enough to make sure they all have health insurance, of course, but more than those libertines up north.
This sort of behavior is a clear and present danger to all our
stereotypes about Canada. It's supposed to be a cold, wholesome
country of polite, beer-drinking hockey players, not founded by
freedom-fighters in a bloody revolution but quietly assembled by
loyalists and royalists more interested in order and good
government than liberty and independence.
But if we are the rugged individualists, why do we spend so much
of our time trying to get everyone to march in lockstep? And if
Canadians are so reserved and moderate, why are they so
progressive about letting people do what they want to? Canadians
are, as a nation, less religious than we are, according to polls.
As a result, Canada's government isn't influenced by large,
well-organized religious groups and thus has more in common with
those of Scandinavia than those of the United States, or, say,
Iran.Canada signed the Kyoto global warming treaty, lets
19-year-olds drink, has more of its population living in urban
areas and accepts more immigrants per capita than the United
States.
These are all things we've been told will wreck our society. But I guess Canadians are different, because theirs seems oddly sound. Like teenagers,we fiercely idolize individual freedom but really demand that everyone be the same. But the Canadians seem more adult -- more secure. They aren't afraid of foreigners. They
aren't afraid of homosexuality. Most of all,they're not afraid of
each other.
I wonder if America will ever be that cool.
Source: Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (PA)
Author: Samantha Bennett
Submitted by 15
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