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Clearly Lorranie
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
A guy named Joe was in love with a woman named Lorranie. He thought she was the smartest most beautiful person he had ever met in his entire life. They had been dating a while now and they were soon to be husband and wife.
Four weeks before the wedding, a woman named Clearly was new in the office. Joe instantly fell in love with Clearly! He thought she was much smarter and prettier than Lorranie. Clearly also liked Joe but knew he was engaged. She told Joe you have to choose between the two of them.
Joe was so confused! He had been with Lorranie for so long. But he decided it was best for him to break up with Lorranie. He decided to tell her with a walk along the beach.
That night when Joe was about to tell Lorranie he fell in love with someone else, a big wave crashed down on her and swept her into the ocean. Joe was devastated. But then he decided this could be a good thing. While he was happily skipping home Joe was singing...
" I can see Clearly now Lorranie is gone."
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