The IQ Machine

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Once apon a time there was a scientist who invented a machine. This machine could drastically change the face of the earth: It raised anyone's IQ to whatever they wanted it to be. After many tests on animals, he decided to do his first testing on a human being. The man relaxed in his chair, totally confidant of what was about to happen. The schentist flipped the switch, and the machine went to work. The digital monitor showed the man's IQ raising slowly, point by point. The scientist decided to go out and have a cigarette. He had barely taken his third drag when he heard screaming sirens from inside. He ran in to discover that the machine had backfired, and was now taking points OFF of the man's IQ! 56...55...54... The scientist hit every button he could find to shut it off... 22...21...20... It seemed to be no use!!! 5...4...3... and then the machine stopped. The man sat up in his chair, looking perfectly natural. "Are you okay?" The scientist asked... The man stood up... "I, George W. Bush Jr, hereby announce my candidacy for the president of the United States...."

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