AmEs!!
Rating: PG-13
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I ave a mind like a steel trap; its rusty + illegal in 47 states
I'm an angel, honest Da horns r jst der 2 keep da halo straight
If u sprinkle wen u tinkle, b a sweetie + wipe da seati
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah
If first u dont succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, + den lie
Thank-u 4 visiting reality, come again........... Now entering ur life, wb
Da entire worlds a stage; I didn't get cast
Behind evry gd man der is a gd woman + behind d another man looking her a.s.s
I luv him yes I do Hes 4 me nt 4 u + if by chnz u take my place Ill take my fist + smash ur face
God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls cud flirt
Guys r like lava lamps der fun 2 look jst not so bright
It takes 42 muscels 2 smile, so instead pick up ur middle finger + say bite me in a b.i.t.c.h.y tone
I know a million ways 2 always pick da wrong ting 2 say
Maybe dis world is another planet's hell
It's not my fault I fell in luv with u. u r da 1 tht tripped me up
If I follow u home will u keep me?
I didn't no tht angels cud fly so low
I am not a queen bt I'll give u sumting royal
I'm nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect
ur so hot u wud make da devil sweat
u r rite where you belong, behind me
Do u believe in luv first site, or do I ave 2 walk by gain?
ANGER IS MERELY DEPRESSION WITOUT ENTHUSIASM
WEN GOD MADE MAN, SHE WAS ONLY JKN
Judge me all u want. Just keep da verdict 2 urself
God must luv stupid ppl...he made so many
Dont start wit me u won't win
It's a wonderful life.... Wit me
Mirrors cnt tlk + lucky 4 u dey dont laugh
I wish I cud kill da sexiest person alive bt suicide is a crime
Spare da fenders save da trees give da sober friend da keys
Dont play stupid wit me... I'm better it
Proud mother of a delinquent child
Sumday ur prince wil cum Mine gt lost took a rong turn + is 2 stubborn 2 ask 4 directions
A nuclear war cn ruin ur whole day
On da other hand...u ave different fingers
ur lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch 4 it everywhere
Wudnt it b nice if der were an Escape key 4 all of our problems
Reality is a nice place, bt I wudnt want 2 live der
I dont no, I dont care, + it doesn't make any difference
Mean ppl suck
Do unto others b4 dey do unto u
Was 2day really necessary?
Death is life's way of telling u ur fired
My chlid beat up ur honour student
Nothing is illegal until u get caught
No matter where u go; ur der
ur lucky color has faded
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway
Nxt time u tink ur so perfect try wlking on water
nice perfume.....y marinate in it?
da way i c it is,da mre ppl that h8 me..da less ppl i ave 2 plz
i'm not short i'm jst vertically challenged
Millions of ppl ave millions of dreams evry day,so sum of dem jst gotsta b bout me
u cn bounce urself bk 2 wherever u came frm gurl,cuz dis is mah territory
i'm not a b.i.t.c.h,but u wil c 1 if u dont get out of my face
i'm not anti-social i jst dont like u
ThErE iS No "i" iN S-L-U-T,BuT ThErE iS a "U"
If u tink life's a b.i.t.c.h...w8 till u c me
member..... wen sum1z annoying u, it takes 42 muscles 2 frown, but only 4 2 slap
Plz member My Name,u'll B SCREAMING It L8r
SMILE, its da second best ting u cn do wit ur mouth
im a b.i.t.c.h n ive gt class mess wit me n ill kik ur ass so all u hoez who tink ur kewl jus memba b.i.t.c.h.z rule
So ur da b.i.t.c.h d tld da b.i.t.c.h d I'm a b.i.t.c.h well listen b.i.t.c.h it takes a b.i.t.c.h 2 no a b.i.t.c.h 2 call a b.i.t.c.h a b.i.t.c.h B.I.T.C.H
Grl of da yr, sweetie of da season, ur man left ya n im da reason
An apple a day keeps da doctor away, but if da doctor's cute, screw da fruit
H8 Me CoZ u H8 Me DoNt H8 Me CoZ u AiNt Me
i wud tell ya 2 go 2 hell but all dogs go 2 heaven
I Am A Princess, I Live In da Clouds, If u Wana Kick It Wit Me, u Beta Bow Dwn, So Get On ur Knees, + Call Me ur Highness, Cuz Baby Believe Me I'm da Finest
Im goin str8 2 hell cuz its got 2 b a sin 2 look DIS gd
Damn ur sexy, damn ur fine. i'll b ur 6 if ull be my 9
ur as fake as those things u pass off as t.i.t.z
ur so short u need a ladda 2 pic up a penny
I no milk can do da body gd, but damn, how much did u drink
Wen guys tell u 2 suk it... smile turn round + say "I eard its dangerous 2 put small tings in my mouth."
Suk suk suk a duk, screw a kangaroo 69 a porcupine MAN I lv da zoo
I dnt swim in ur toilet so dnt pee in my pool
Scientists say d 1 in evry 4 ppl r crazy. Check 3 friends. If dey r ok. It's u
If ur nice u can cal me sweetie. If ur sweet. u can call me hunny. If ur hott u can call me 2nite
im a B.I.T.C.H a Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons
a pretty gal can kiss a guy,a bird can kiss a butterfly,da rising sun can kiss da grass...bt u my friend can kiss my a.s.s
im no fred flinstone but i can make a bedrock
da guyz d act like diks r jst tryin 2 make up 4 da 1z dey dnt av
An archaeologist is da best husband a woman can av da olda she gets da mre interested he is in her
a drink a day keeps da shrink away
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone
denial aint jst a riva in Egypt
2 alcohol da cause of, + solution 2, all of life's problems
y do I av da feeling d someday I'll b describing dis 2 a psychiatrist
Operator Give me the number for 999
Keep ur hands 2 urself Nancy Boy unless u want 2 change ur name 2 No Memba
u wan me 2 apologize? Okay, man, da day a monkey fliez outa my butt is da day I'll apologize
They say it takes a minute 2 find a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.
I married "Master Right". Unfortunately, I dint know dat his first name was "Always"
I wan2 die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming like his passengers
SeX iS gD, sEx Is FiNe,DoGgY sTyLe Or 69 ,JsT 4 fUn oR GeTtInG pAiD, eVeRyOnE lUvS gEtTiNg LaId
God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made some guys way to sexy
Children In Da Dark Causes Accidents, Accidents In Da Dark Causes Children;-)
I like your style, I like your class, but most of all I like your a.s.s
4 ALL OF U WHO TLK BOUT ME THANKS 4 MAKING ME DA CENTA OF UR WRLD
Roses r red violets r blue sugar is sweet and revenge is 2
BiRdY bIrDy In ThE sKy, WhY dId U dO tHaT iN mY eYe? LoOkS lIkE sUgAr, TaStEs LiKe SaP, OMG ITS BIRDY CRAP
DoNt KiSs BeHiNd ThE GaRdEn GaTe LoVe iS BLiNd BuT ThE NeiGhBoRs AiNt
()angees are sweet angees are Cute if ¥ou caee Me eess Than That Get Read¥ for ¥our buTT to Meet M¥ booT()
God made the wind blow...god made tha sun shine..but how tha hell did he make u so fine
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