survey for stupid people
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
survey for stupid people like the people who wrote this survey which is us (which is jennifer and kay) anyways, type up your answers and email them to us at stupidperson_x_2hotmail.com
1. sorry, but we have to know who you are, so what is your name?
2. How old are you?
3. Why are you taking a survey for stupid people?
4. We are watching the simpsons now. Do you like that show?
5. If so, which character can you most identify with?
6. Can you do the following (cause we cant):
Read?
Write?
Count?
7. If you had to build an ark like Moses did, and you could only bring 2 kinds of 5 different animals, which animals would you bring? (when we say kinds, we mean one boy and one girl, in case you didn't know)
8. Do you want to form a souvenirs jacket club with your friends?
9. Do you have your own website?
What is it?
10. What hand do you write with?
11. What eye do you see better with?
12. Who is your favorite singer?
13. What is your favorite TV show?
14. Do you even have a TV?
15. Do you like to eat melons?
16. Why are men like cheesecake?
17. What is your favorite scary movie?
18. What is your favorite comedy movie?
19. What is your favorite romantic movie?
20. What is your favorite movie?
21. Do you like movies?
22. Do you have time to watch movies, or do you go to a school with a freakishly large amount of homework every day?
23. Do you wear a watch?
24. Is baseball sexy?
25. Are you bored?
26. Can you eat oranges?
27. Of all the things you know, do you know what nuddy pants are?
28. Do you like to dance in your nuddy pants (note: nuddy pants means you are in nude colored pants and you know what those are? they are no pants ie. you are nude)?
29. Do you have a gay friend?
30. if you are a girl, do you think gay guys are hot (cuz they are)?
31. If you are a guy, do you think gay girls are hot? (cuz they arent)?
32. Have you ever seen a lesbian?
33. In what sport do you kill the queen and then mate her?
What song is this from?
34. Is your school only allowed to compete in 2 things? Are those 2 things chess and math?
35. Do you want a gay friend if you don’t have one?
36. What is your area of expertise?
37. Another question for girls: "are you mad that the hottest guys happen to be gay?"
38. Do you want to fly away on my zephyr?
39. Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
40. Who do identify most with from Friends?
41. Can you wear orange?
42. What is your favorite sport?
43. What is your favorite college?
44. Do you even want to go to college?
45. How many pairs of shoes do you have?
46. What is your guilty pleasure?
47. Have you ever tried to start a band and have it not work out?
48. Would you ever try to rob a gun shop?
49. If you wanted to go duck hunting in a frozen lake, would you bring dynamite to blow it up? When you throw it, will your dog fetch it and bring it back?
50. What is your favorite car?
51. Would you be pissed if you spent 3 years planning a road trip with 5 of your friends, and end up not going on it?
In case you didn’t know the answer to 15, it is because it is hard to keep them off your thighs
32 part b is fortune faded
1. Skiiing or snowboarding?
2. Vanilla or chocolate?
3. Watermelon or strawberries?
4. Milkshakes or smoothies?
5. Kay or jenn?
6. Lotr or harry potter?
7. Thai or Chinese food?
8. Do you need to be a blonde to act like one?
9. Dirrty or oops I did it again?
10. Hands or feet?
11. Hot chocolate or coffe?
12. Tullys or starbucks?
13. Ford or chevy?
14. Dogs or cats?
15. Cali or NY?
16. Surfing or skateboarding?
17. Hot or nice?
18. Reading or writing?
19. Are we going to mars to search for weapons of mass destruction?
20. Me or you?
21. older men with younger women or older women with younger men?
22. Rock or pop?
23. osama or saddam?
24. jerry springer or maury or jenny jones
25. Amanda A or Amanda D?
1. Do you like blue raspberry flavored floss?
2. Do you think summer birthdays are better than...other season birthdays?
3. Do you have a gay dog?
4. Do you think there are other planets?
5. Do you paint your nails?
6. What is your view on god, satan, hell, the whole shebang? (i think there are separate heavens for people and dogs and cats and elephants and everything and they have everything they want)
7. Why is shebang called shebang?
8. Can you reach your back? With your hand?
9. If the moon was green, how many snowflakes would it take to make the mo-ped go over the hill? (answer: 82 cuz hamsters don't eat meat)
10. What is your favorite accent?
11. What do you sleep in? (as in clothes cuz i hope you sleep in a bed)
12. What are on your pjs? or are they plain or plaid-y?
13. What is our favorite swear word?
14. What is your favorite beer?
15. Are pigs and cows cool animals?
Was our survey the shiznit?
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