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1 A really good joke about David Beckham!!
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
This is not supposed to be offending to D.B fans, cos I like him too, but I think this is really funny
So Roy Keane, The Pope, David Beckham and a schoolgirl are on a plane.But it's going to crash and there are only three parachutes. So Roy Keane says, "I'm have a wife to look after" so he takes a parachute and jumps off.
David Beckham says "I'm the best footballer in the world" so he takes one and jumps off.
So there's only the Pope and the schoolgirl left. The Pope says, "It's ok, you have the last parachute, I've had my life."
But the schoolgirl says, "Look, there's a parachute for both of us. David Beckham took my schoolbag."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
I love that joke
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