ames !!
Inspirational
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
() (R) I Heard Voices In My Head B4 It Became A Trend ()(R)
+++ Barbie Is A Tart By Sindy+++
(S) Jesus Cant Skate (S)
(6)EVIL GENIUS(6)
If LiVe HaNdS yOu LeMoNs, SHOVE THEM IN YOUR BRA
);)Armed n Dangerous :P
Its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice ;)
How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there?
......two, but they're dating each other
(A) This isn't a garden (6) stop being a hoe
Why Be Nice When You Couls Be Nasty?
The road is full of flat squirrels, who couldn't make up their mind
oh look i just found some tic tacs.... DO YOU WANT ONE??? (A)
)Ur not da brightest crayon in da box now r ya?
.::.Why Is It That All The Cute Boys, Are Gay .::.
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF
() wHeReS ThE CaT gOnE? () () i dUnNo, ChEcK tHe DoG ()
Dont interupt me when I'm talking to myself.
The voices in my head don't like you.
My imanginary firend thinks you have a serious problem :P
OMG You kill cliff richard How much do i owe you??
Are come on theres loads more fish in the sea... and that cat fish looks tastey.
You just jealous Because the Little Voices Are Talking To Me
:D :P I'm Not Crazy Even Ask My Shoes :D :P
last night i woz lookin at the stars, then i jus wondered, where the HECK is ma celing??
SMART girls are more interested in having FUN than trying to look perfect
im not a queen, but hey the crown fits
i dOn'T sWiM iN YoUr ToiLeT sO DoN't pEe iN My pOoL
;)Today was a total waste of make-up (K)
I didn't know Elton John was gay where on earth did you here that ??
Fruit Cake Is My Life
(A) No, honesty i wont steal your B/F again (6)
I'm having a pancake party <:o) And i wanted you to be the top tosser (H)
oh i'm sorry i didn;'t mean to insult u ...but u really have got a HUGE nose.
:D oh i (L) that top, i saw one just like it hanging up in Oxvam :P
Please Please dont tell me you (L) me cos you know i'll just throw up +o(
" HAND OVER THE MONEY OR I'LL SHOOT HIM"
"shoot him i dont mind he forgot my birthday pressie"
(6) the horns are only there to hold up the halo (A)
If I Was Jesus I'd Do A Whole Lot More Irish Dancing On The Water :P
(L)Lil Miss Perfection(L)
«10o nauGhT¥
eVeryone has THe right 2 b stupid but you’re abusing The PrivLade
i‘m subergirl and i’m here to save the world (R)
I would Like ou Butt If It Was A Lil Bit Smaller :)
OMG you are so horrible i want to cut of your ears and eat them with my roast dinner " I'm such a nice person"
There Is No I In S-L-U-T..But There Is A U
What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks
lets have an intelligent conversation i'll talk...u listen
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose
You know when You smoke pot.... Do u take the plant and soil out first ??
When scientists do discover the center of the universe dont be disappointed that its not you.
I'd call you a monkey but we ivoled from them , so i'll call you a pig instead
i WaS NOT KiSSiNg HiM....i WaS..eR..uH..WiSpEriNg iN HiS MoUtH
No miss you've got to let me take my test again i'll get better scores, i've died my hair brown now
dont like my attitude? call 1800-KISSMYASS
CAUTION: im a blond n im having a VERY bad day.. so plz use small words
Well thats all folks email me and tell me if u like the names (Y)
ANNA
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