1 Apology to the Americans reply
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I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.
Yeah, george bush has made some very questionable decisions, and i disagree with him on certain issues, but hes not a moron. He went to Yale and Harvard. And no its not because he dropped out of Yale. Its because he got a bachelors degree in yale, and masters at Harvard. I'd like to see you get into either of those schools. And maybe if you checked your facts before you wrote this, you would know that more people voted for al gore than george bush, by more than half a million people, but it was because of electoral college votes that bush won. But good try to be sarcastic
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.
Oh yeah, congratualtions on being so vast and empty. Geez, it really is a wonder that a larger country would have more lumber, isn't it? It's getting pretty sad when you brag about your trees.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.
OKay, congratulations on beating us in that sport, but, oh wait, whats this? Oh yeah, we kicked your ass in everything else.
I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it It's very nice.
It is nice isn't it. And technically, the british burned it down, they just owned you, and called you a british territory.
I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but we feel your pain.
Yeah and congratulations on everyone being a complete alcoholic in your country, See, here in america, most of us dont drink excessively everyday, and we dont feel the need to brag about our beer. We have better things to do, like assist to human exploration of the universe. See we sent a rover to mars, oh yeah, you haven't even got anyone on the moon. But hey, you got better beer
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
First of all, no one doubted that saddam hussein had weapons before we went in. And why wouldn't he let the U.N. search for weapons, if he didn't have any. And maybe he didn't, but he killed millions of people in his reign. And the british helped us, now we know who are real friends are. Oh you know the british dont you? You got their queen on your penny, apparently theres no one with enough importance to put on your money. In america, we put one of presidents who helped to make America a better country than it was when things were much more unfair. You have a queen who lives in a gigantic palace and gets what ever she wants on yours. I guess its fair
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
Okay, just a philosophy, maybe you would get upset if someone took planes and flew them into your buildings, causing over 5,000 people to die. And maybe we do want to come and kick your ass, becasue trust me, we could. But we have better things to do, like remove millions of people from the oppression of an evil dictator who ordered the slaughtering of millions of people. But dont forget, you have better beer.
Thank you.
Oh trust me, you are very welcome.
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