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1 A Lesson to learn about stereotypes...
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1. you smell like fog
2. you have really bad teeth
3. your women are really ugly, top of da mornin' eh govna
4. your queen is completely and utterly useless
5. you drive on the wrong side of the road
6. we were filthy poor colonists and we still beat you in the revolutionary war
7. we have bailed you out in every war you were ever in
8. you have really bad accents, i know we have some strange ones but come on
9. your afraid of the sun
10. your a brit need i say more
Ok so I'm just a 15 year old girl from the middle of england spending my pounds looking like a MINGER. You're whatever - an immature jealous loser who wants to waste their time by writing a list of lies and stereotypes. Just wanted to say yeah if you want to stereotype us properly you could have put how we eat CRUMPETS or FISH and CHIPS. You could have mentioned how we are all TEA drinkers (can't stand the stuff to be honest). Which accent darling? the posh one that our USELESS queen speaks and those NIGELS and CHARLES with the ROTTEN TEETH. Yeah shows how much knowledge you have and the life you lead - a sad one. Of course we spell differently like we say Travelled to spain for a holiday (vacation) and Colour with a U. Come on fly over here experience it for yourself and see how wrong you were about it. Just because we drive our cars on the LEFT, have poor weather and you mention how strong as a country through wars who cares. I can write a list dissing all of you but that would stoop me down to your level of arrogance. And by the way our english flag isn't the union jack its white with a red cross on it for all you super geographers like you proved in those 10 statements above.
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