a brill heaven joke

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a man goes up to heaven and a few days after he arrivs he comes to a place ful of clocks. he asks de angel standin watchin dem wot they r. the angel replies- every clok stands for sumon on earth- the faster ther clock is goin the sonner they wil die
so the man asks to see his families clocks and the angel shows him dem.
da man is quite happy 2 c dat his wife and daughters r all goin round nice and slow. then he stops and finks to himself- wel michael jacson is my hero and asks da angel if he can see it.
the angel replies im sory sir thats not posibel
and why not ses the man.
and the angel replys- wel its like this, we use it as a fan in the main office.

P.S- im no racist and im no against micael j either.
P.P.S- a big hello to ma mates hannah, megan, aisling,sarah and joanne and any otha ppl ive missed out fae O.L.S.P
c ya, rachael s

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