1 cool letter - really it is!promise
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1)if u r called a swot then b proud - u will have a good job when u r older and the bullies will be working in mcdonalds drive thru 4 the rest of their lives until they screw an order up and the person lunges thru the car window and smacks them with a wet fish
2)if u r being called fat/thin/tall/small then call the bully the opposite and b proud of who u r
3)if u r being called wierd then be chuffed that u r not a sheep
who eats grass and cack just cos people say so(ok that woz just an analagy). do u really want 2 be a sheep and be shot by a farmer in the end and be stuck on a plate with mashed potatoes and mint sauce
4)if u r being called 4 any other reason just grin and bear it until i think of sumthing 2 keep your spirits up :-)
now revenge tips these r the best part but i only have 3. here they are...
1)find a pic of them in an embarrasing situation or a kid photo of them, get 100 copies and give them 2 every1 u know.heh, heh(or take a camera in2 school and take a pic wheneva u can and use that)
2)if u r doing swimming or other pe lessons with them sprinkle itching powder (available in all good joke shops and on the net)on their clothestee hee
3)find out their email address and go on bored.com click on online pranks and send 1 their way (use a different name of course) ha ha
if all else fails just get as many people as possible 2 gang up on your side and defeat the bully. tip 1 will be the best though
anyway i know want you to count to 10 and breathe deeply then start scrolling down this page.........
STOP
now i want u 2 imagine sum1 u h8 in a really bad situation. ok go
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right. now this is what u do
send to....
0 people-bullies will rule the world and my cat will cum and kidnap your computer so i can sell it on ebay 4 lots of dosh
1 person- my cat will cack on u when u r sleeping and i will laugh at u from a safe distance
3 people- my cat will go and claw your furniture 2 bits
5 people - my cat will cack on the person u h8
10 people - my cat will claw the eyes out off the person u h8, kidnap their computer, claw their furniture and eat the hair off their head.
send 2 1 more person and i will b your friend and guide you thru life 4 eva and u will die happy
what r u waiting 4???GET SENDING NOW
thanks a billion
;-)
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