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jack and jill
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Mr Townsend was the boss of a major corporation. Being the boss, he of course had the responsibility of hiring and firing employees. The time came when he had to fire one more employee and he couldnt decide between Jack or Jill. They both were equally productive. He finally decided that which ever one went to the water fountain first that morning would be the unfortunate one. Unfortunately for Jill, she had been out partying the night before and had a serious case of cotton mouth. When she got to work, the only thing she could think about was getting to the water fountain. Mr. Townsend met her there and was ready to give the bad news. "Jill, I'm afraid I'm either going to have to lay you or Jack off." Jill looked at him rather puzzled. "That's okay boss, I've got a terrible head ache this morning, you go ahead and Jack off!"
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