10 'NEVERS' A Guy Shud Know b4 Dateing Me
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2= NEVER try to change the way i look or what i wear. Wanna change my look ? ...Then i'll change yours into 2 black eyes a broken nose ... Think im joking ? ... Try me.
3= NEVER tell me your gonna be there at a certain time leave me waiting there for ages like a loner. That will only result in you looking like a loner next time we arrange to meet up.
4= NEVER accuse me of having other boyfriends just 'cos you have seen me with some lad in my class or sumink. I will only get wound up.
5= NEVER tell me to stop gettin drunk ok. I have actually got a drinkin problem you aint gonna make it any better tellin me what trouble im gettin in, Or i might just spew up all over your trousers.
6= NEVER beg me to give you oral or normal sex if your feeling horny. When i say no it means NO. I dont care how much you plead or how randy your feelin ... I swear i'll end up chewin of your dick
7= NEVER use the sayin "When the river is red , use the dirt track instead" infront of me, or even hint towards doin it. If its my time of the month ... STAY AWAY FROM ME also I do actually have self respect id never let any one do me up the ass
8= NEVER try to act big infront of your mates by embarrassin me, 'cos by the time ive finished cussin you, you will be the one lookin small im sure your mates would like to know you have a small, shriveled dick.
9= NEVER ever cheat on me. Think I wont find out? Believe me i will. Things get around so easily. Once again i will break ur jaw so u cant kiss again, wrip your dick off so u cant ever fcuk and beat her 2 a fcukin pulp.
10 = NEVER NEVER NEVER raise ur fist 2 me, I swear down that will b the last thing u ever do U will leave wiv 2 broken arms legs ... Not jst by me but by every one around me ... Ive got loads of ppl lookin out 4 me. U will come unstuck.
There my 10 simple rules of datein me. They r not hard 2 follow. Pretty simple of u think bout 'em. I can b a lovely girlfriend put in so much of my time effort, but u fcuk me bout ... I will do it back 10 times worse
This dont jst apply 2 me, its applies 2 all the ladies out there.
Treat us with respect we will do it back.
It works both wayz hunni.
Leanne.G
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