1 and two many blonde jokes
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A)the toilet seat lid fell on her neck
Q)why did the blonde keep opening and closing her soda bottle?
A) becaus on the bottom it said "PLEASE TRY AGAIN"
the blonde came home with a smile on her daddy said "WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?" the blonde gave him her paper her daddy said "why are you so happy about you math test? YOU GOT A ZERO" blonde replied "no i didnt papa the teacher ran outa stars so she gave me a mooon"
there was a brunette runnin down the side of the highway sayin "67 67 67 67" the blonde comes up startss joggin and asks "why are you sayin 67 67 67 67?" the brunette didnt relpy so the blonde starts joggin and sayin "67 67 67 67" the brunette stops and say to the blonde "its much funner if you run out in the MIDDLE of the highway" so ofcourse the blonde goes out, starts joggin and says "67 67 67 sixty....." and then all of a sudden then blonde gets hit head on by a semi. the brunette stops, looks and starts joggin sayin "68 68 68 68"
there is this blonde that stps at a gas station, gets a few things and then leaves. few minutes later she comes back in and said "i locked my keys in the car" guys says "here, stick this through one of the cracked windows and unlock it" so the blonde goes out and tries it. 15 minutes later the guy comes out to see how the blonde was doin and he sees the blonde inside the car sayin "a lil to the left and you've nailed it"
there is this blonde, brunette and a red-head speedin down a highway. all of a sudden the cop starts chasin em. they stop on the side of the highway to hide in a ruggidy old house and when they get inside they see 3 potatoe bags and each get in one. the cop comes in and kicks the bag with the red-head in it. she says "MEOW-MEOW" and then the cop says "oh, its just a bag of kitties" the cop kicks the next bag and the brunette replies "BARK-BARK" and the cops says "wow, its just a sack of puppies" and then the cop kicks the bag with the blonde in it and she screams "POTATOES-POTATOES....."
a mexican blonde wants to pass through an american borderine. shes tried everything so the guys on the borderline says "IF YOU CAN USE AN AMERICAN SENTENCE USUING THE WORDS PINK, GREEN AND UM....YELLOW" the blonde agrees, thinks and finally says "the phone went GREEN GREEN so i PINK-ed it up and said YELLOW? YELLOW?"
the blonde and the brunette and speedin down the highway and the cop turns on his sirens, and the brunette says "is that cop chasin us?" the blonde says "sure is" and brunette says "are his lights on?" the blonde replies "yes-no-yes-no-yes-no-yes-no..."
WELPERS, HOPED YALL 'JOYED EM BERRY MUCH THEY WERE JUS A HOOT AND A HOLA AND DONT FORGET THESE ROCKIN TIMES WE DUM ONES HAD
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