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I tried sniffing coke once.... but the ice cubes got stuck up
my nose.
Did you get bit by a mosquito, or are you just a member of the itty bitty titty committee?
(way to get out of a bad date) Say- Im so sorry I have to go. I forgot my VIRGINS FOREVER meeting is tonight and Im the key speaker
I think that the world would be a better place if those damn kids would just give the rabbit his Trix
Blonde Ambition is better than Natural Stupidity
Everyone says there is a Mr. Right; I think mine got hit by a
truck.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, party tomorrow.
I Must Be Wishing On Someone Elses Star, Because SHE Keeps Getting What Im Wishing For
No guy is worth your tears when you find one that is, he wont make you cry.
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
I do say no to drugs, they just dont listen
Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you cant have them?
Its better to let someone think your an idiot then to open your mouth and prove it.
Life was so much easier when your clothes didnt match and boys had cooties
eeGally blonde
bo„z_r_To„z
Pinksoda
()Rinb0w(F)brigh±()
just one fry short of a happy meal
Im not a bitch, Im THE bitch, and thats Mrs. Bitch to you
Lifes too short to date ugly guys
Sex is like Pringles, once you pop, you cant stop
Dont drink and park. Accidents cause people.
Its ok to kiss a fool. Its ok to let a fool kiss you. But don8217;t ever let a kiss fool you.
Let me pretend I care8230;8230;8230;..ok Im done
Ive seen it all done it all. I just cant remember most of it
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Guys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken
Dont get high on Life... It hurts getting cereal stuck up your nose.
Im a genie in a bottle, youre just a tramp in a lamp.
I was drunk... whats your excuse?
A bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, nature is beautiful, so when you call me a bitch... thanks for the compliment.
Life isnt a garden...so stop being a hoe
Time is never wasted if youre wasted all the time
Im immature, unorganized, irresponsible, lazy, and loud... but tons of fun
Screw twizzlers, Ill make your mouth happy
Well arent we just a ray of fcking sunshine
The greatest pain that comes from love, is loving someone you cant
have
Never underestimate the power of blonde; blondes always have more fun
(Lick your finger, wipe on his shirt and your shirt and say8230;) Lets get out of these wet clothes
Have you finally found the one youve given your heart to, only to find that one wont give their heart to you
The truth is its only you I see, and your just what I need
See my days are cold without you, but im hurt when im with you. And though my heart cant take no more I keep on running back to you.
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