Cute Old Lady Joke

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Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. It went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. "My dear, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church." "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" the priest asked. "He sends me $2,000 a week," she replied proudly. "Your son is very successful, said the priest. "What does he do for a living? "He is a veterinarian," she answered. " That is a very honorable profession," the priest assured her. "Where does he practice?" "Well," she replied, "he has one cat house in Kansas City and another in New Orleans.

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