2 awesome blond jokes!

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There was a blond, a red haired lady and a black haired lady stranded on an island. The red haired lady tried to swim to shore. she drowned. The black haired lady did the same thing and drowned. The blonde tried to do the same thing. She was almost at shore when she felt tired and swam all the way back to the island



There was a blond who goes to the hair salon daily. She always brings her headphones along. She puts on the headphones when the hair lady is doing her hair. The hair lady is bothered by this and takes the headphones off. The hair lady realizes that the blonde was sleeping. She tries to wake her up and realizes she was dead The hair lady puts the headphones on and hears "Breath in, Breath out, Breath in, Breath out". She needed somebody to tell her to breathe

I hope there are no blondes offended.

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