A Few Funny Jokes

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--There was a russian man, a mexican man and an american man.  They were all drinking.  The russian man took a sip of his vodka then threw it in the air and shot it with his gun. Another man asked him why he did that He said well we have plenty of vodka in my country.  The mexican man took a sip of his tequila, threw it in the air and shot it with his gun. Another man asked him why he did that and he said we have plenty of tequila in my country.  So finally the american man took a sip of his whiskey threw it in the air and shot the mexican.

--There were two aggies that wanted to go to an aTm football game.  They didn't have a car so they decided to ride their pet camel.  When the game was over they left the stadium only to find hundreds of camels tied outside the gate. The first guy asked his friend... Man, how do we find our camel? the other guy said i know how He proceeded to go to every camel lift up its tail and look underneath. Finally the first guy asked him what he was doing. the other guy replied, on the way up here i heard someone say look at those two assholes on that camel.

--How do you drown a blonde?

  Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

--What is the definition of Mass Confusion?

  Fathers Day in Harlem.

--Why did the blonde drown in the back of the truck?

  She couldnt figure out how to let the tail-gate down.

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