1!Awesome pickup lines!1

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†Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
†(leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
†Do you know how to use a whip?
†Excuse me, do you live around here often?
†I'm drunk.
†Like the look of your crotch.
†Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
†Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
†Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
†I'd walk a million miles over broken glass just to meet the guy that fcked you last.
†Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?
†Does an elephant taking a sht make you want to fck everything around you?
†Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.
†Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
†Someone vacuum my lap, I think you need a clean place to sit.
†Excuse me, but do you have the temperature?
†So....I heard you wanted to fight me.
†Hey baby, everything I'm going to do to you tonight I learned at SeaWorld.
†Hey, Laura (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name
†You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to fck you so bad, but I know that I can't.
†I've got a big nose, big hands, and really big feet. That's right, I'm a clown.

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