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Be a surfer not a prck,
wax your surfbouard not your dck.

Friendship is like piing your pants.
Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth.
Thanx for being the pi in my pants.

Send this message to one person you love,
One person you hate
and one person you want to have sex with.
Then think about WHY I SENT IT TO YOU.

yOU ARE SUMMONED TO CUPIDS COURT FOR BEING SEXY AS FCK AND TRESPASSIN IN MY FANTASIES IF FOUND GUILTY U R SENTENCED TO  3 HOURS OF HOT SEX WITH ME...HOW DO YOU PLEAD??

IT ONLY TAKES TWO MINUTES TO GET A CRUCH ON SOMEONE
ANHOUR TO LIKE SOMEONE
AND A DAY TO LOVE SUM1
BUT IT TAKES A LIFETIME TO FORGET SOMEONE THAT FCKS LIKE ME

I want to give you a hug,
But a hug leads to a kiss...
a kiss leads to alick
A lick leads to a suck
and a suck leads to a fck.....
So give me a hug.

RECENT STUDIES have revealed that HOMOSEXUALS use their thumbs to scroll through their TEXT messages. DON'T TRY TO CHANGE YOUR FINGER, IT'S TOO LATE NOW.

Today is international day for the mentally disabled so please send a message of encouragement to a retard as i have done.



Thanx for taking the time to read these.

Hope you like them.
Luv yaz all

ellafunk mayday spiderweb

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