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1 a very funny blonde joke!more than 1 joke lol
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1)There was a blonde , a brunette and a red head.They all got shoved off a cliff at the same time...who reached the bottom last?
The blonde... coz she had to stop and ask 4 directions
2)Three girls walked into a bar... one blonde, two red heads.The blonde asked for a pint... the bar man said 'only if u pick the scabs off my sons face'.. she said 'ew no'
then one of the red heads asked for a glass of wine.. the bar man said 'only if you pick the scabs off my sons face' she said 'ew no' she and the blonde walked out the bar
the other red head said 'i will pick the scabs off ur sons face if i can have a glass of sherry'
the bar man said ok and gave the red head a small plastic bag..
she went upstairs,picked them off, put them in the bag and threw it out the window.
the blonde who was standing underneath picked the bag up and said
'oooooh look a packet of crisps'
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